Crazy Hair and Long Life

Today is a great day!!! yes that's right I finally did it. I survived this world for 227 months/990 weeks/6,935 days/166,459 hours/9,987,580 minutes/599,254,864 seconds. Yeah that's right, I'm pretty much a boss. So all I can say is that I hope the next 599,254,864 seconds are just as glorious as the first. So what should I talk about next? hmm, well lets talk about the fact that I just drank a very small cup of coffe and yet i'm still going to be up for the next 5 hours mumbling incoherently like a mindless zombie, and after tossing and turning in my bed for 4 out of those 5 hours my hair will contribute to the zombie look. Actually on second thought, my hair after a good nights rest looks more like the hair on the professor from back to the future. Yeah, I'm that cool. I have a theory that someday I'm going to marry a woman, and then one morning she's going to wake up look at the man with the crazy hair sleeping peacefully next to her and she will hit me in the head with a Louisville slugger. Yes my hair is that frightening. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. Why do I do anything? why do I breathe? well that ones actually pretty easy, I breathe because I can only last 2 minutes and 12 seconds without having to take a breath. (yeah I just timed it) i should really find a better way to spend my time. So I thought that I would end this post with a question. What should I write my next post over? Leave your suggestion in the comment box and I will use all of the comments in ONE post. Why? because i Have 227 months of experience to back it up!!!! alright Later!

First and Foremost

Well, here I am. It's 12:25 a.m. on December 31, 2010. My name is Stephen. My friends call me stephen the splendiferous....(okay maybe not)....but points for alliteration right? right? hello? oh whatever. Since this is my first post I can pretty much guarantee that no one will read this for a while....if ever. Who know's, maybe no one will ever read this and my words will just float out in cyberspace forever, sad and all alone, waiting for the day when a terrorist attack wipes out all technology so that my post can finally be in cyber heaven. ANYWAYS. Today I spent some well deserved time resting, i'm not sure why it's well deserved but it sounded good in my head. Oh actually I know why. It's well deserved because I finished my finals and maintained a pretty decent GPA...just saying. By the way, I just finished my first semester of college. I'm not telling where. Why? well if you have to ask then you are just a creepy person in general. And if anyone I know reads this, besides my goldfish that is (his name is George) although i'm not sure if it's actually male. so i guess that george could be  short for georgina...yeah that's it. This was a well thought out name...I swear. What?!? you don't believe me? well you should. Besides it really doesn't matter since fish, at least in my opinion, are gender neutral. I mean seriously, how can you tell if a fish is feminine? does it depend on how they swim? clockwise around the bowl and it's male, counterclockwise and it's female? (get it? counter.... because women are always wrong). And that joke explains why i'm still single. Regardless, I lost my train of thought. So I guess if anyone out there reads this then hopefully you have learned....oh wait I didn't talk about anything. I think that will probably be characteristic of my blog. The randomness in in this blog is strangely parallell to the randomness in my life. and that, is just THE WAY THINGS ARE. Goodnight and Happy New Year!