Crazy Hair and Long Life

Today is a great day!!! yes that's right I finally did it. I survived this world for 227 months/990 weeks/6,935 days/166,459 hours/9,987,580 minutes/599,254,864 seconds. Yeah that's right, I'm pretty much a boss. So all I can say is that I hope the next 599,254,864 seconds are just as glorious as the first. So what should I talk about next? hmm, well lets talk about the fact that I just drank a very small cup of coffe and yet i'm still going to be up for the next 5 hours mumbling incoherently like a mindless zombie, and after tossing and turning in my bed for 4 out of those 5 hours my hair will contribute to the zombie look. Actually on second thought, my hair after a good nights rest looks more like the hair on the professor from back to the future. Yeah, I'm that cool. I have a theory that someday I'm going to marry a woman, and then one morning she's going to wake up look at the man with the crazy hair sleeping peacefully next to her and she will hit me in the head with a Louisville slugger. Yes my hair is that frightening. Why am I telling you this? I don't know. Why do I do anything? why do I breathe? well that ones actually pretty easy, I breathe because I can only last 2 minutes and 12 seconds without having to take a breath. (yeah I just timed it) i should really find a better way to spend my time. So I thought that I would end this post with a question. What should I write my next post over? Leave your suggestion in the comment box and I will use all of the comments in ONE post. Why? because i Have 227 months of experience to back it up!!!! alright Later!