First and Foremost

Well, here I am. It's 12:25 a.m. on December 31, 2010. My name is Stephen. My friends call me stephen the splendiferous....(okay maybe not)....but points for alliteration right? right? hello? oh whatever. Since this is my first post I can pretty much guarantee that no one will read this for a while....if ever. Who know's, maybe no one will ever read this and my words will just float out in cyberspace forever, sad and all alone, waiting for the day when a terrorist attack wipes out all technology so that my post can finally be in cyber heaven. ANYWAYS. Today I spent some well deserved time resting, i'm not sure why it's well deserved but it sounded good in my head. Oh actually I know why. It's well deserved because I finished my finals and maintained a pretty decent GPA...just saying. By the way, I just finished my first semester of college. I'm not telling where. Why? well if you have to ask then you are just a creepy person in general. And if anyone I know reads this, besides my goldfish that is (his name is George) although i'm not sure if it's actually male. so i guess that george could be  short for georgina...yeah that's it. This was a well thought out name...I swear. What?!? you don't believe me? well you should. Besides it really doesn't matter since fish, at least in my opinion, are gender neutral. I mean seriously, how can you tell if a fish is feminine? does it depend on how they swim? clockwise around the bowl and it's male, counterclockwise and it's female? (get it? counter.... because women are always wrong). And that joke explains why i'm still single. Regardless, I lost my train of thought. So I guess if anyone out there reads this then hopefully you have learned....oh wait I didn't talk about anything. I think that will probably be characteristic of my blog. The randomness in in this blog is strangely parallell to the randomness in my life. and that, is just THE WAY THINGS ARE. Goodnight and Happy New Year!