Sunday, January 2, 2011

Politically Correctness

In case you haven't already noticed, my posts aren't exactly copacetic if you catch my meaning. But try not to catch anything else, I hear that the flu is going around again. Hopefully we don't have a repeat of last year. Darn swine flu.  oops excuse me. I mean H1N1. I didn't mean to be offensive to pigs, this blog is nothing if not politically correct, but speaking of pigs, I saw an anti Obama Billboard the other day. Oh. sorry. Was that not pc? my bad. Moving on. Hmmm, well now i have lost my train of thought. That's kind of a weird expression. A train is really hard to stop (like the movie unstoppable, yeah i haven't seen it either), but it's really easy to forget what you're thinking about which I think is quite weird. As is the word weird. I before e except after c, and all that......I think I hate the English Language. so from now on i'll be writing this blog in the language of the eternally victorious France....okay I know, france has never won a battle since.....ever, but I just took a semester of it so i'm pretty much fluent. Donc, ce que nous allons parler maintenant est simple. L'utilisation de Google Translate pour aider à obtenir de bonnes notes de vos attributions français. In case you aren't as bilingual as i am here is the translation (So what we will talk about next is simple. The usage of google translate to help get good grades on your french assignments.) And I refuse to call that cheating, it is an effective usage of resources. A resource that I am lacking right now is sleep so I think that i'm going to hit the sack, saw a log, and all other manner of contrite colloquialisms.  

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