New Beginnings

Dear everyone (even aliens, dinosaurs who escaped extinction, and Gingers (who aren't actually people)), I hope you have a ..................................................................................................................
Happy New Years! yes it is once again that time of year(s). The junction of time where we spend the entire night binging on junk food and then as a result make a New Years resolution the next morning to hit the Gym five times a day eight days a week. This promise will inevitably be broken the first time you see someone you know at the gym and realize that they are in better shape than you. I myself have never experienced this because I am in prime physical condition*. Other popular New years activities also tend to include kissing someone when the countdown reached zero, hopefully you didn't accidentally kiss a close relative (such as a brother or sister, although if you were drunk at the time then I guess you probably won't remember in the morning) I myself was lucky enough to have been kissed by the ice cream cone I was holding. So yes, I fully expect the rest of you mere mortals to be jealous of this. I mean come on....who else can say that they have kissed an ice cream cone? Okay, probably everyone. But that's not really important. Moving on. In all seriousness, The start of a new year is a time when we should all try to make a positive change in our lives. Go and write that book you've been thinking about. Audition for  a movie in Hollywood. Kayak down the amazon with a group of native tribesmen. Learn Underwater basket weaving. Or perhaps you would like to be a copycat and do what I resolve to every new years. I'm sure you've all been wondering what my resolution is. Well i'll tell you. My resolution is to not make a resolution. Why? well, first of it's a very contradictory resolution. And second, why should I tell myself that i'm going to do something and then not actually do it? I think that the year should start out with some integrity don't you? Well, I hope you enjoyed my second entry of ramblings. Have a joyous new year, may it bring happiness, joy, and world peace (yes i'm auditioning for Miss America next week). Goodbye, Audios! and Aufwiedersein.







(*This statement is made when taking into account the amount of physical aptitude required for an eight year old to be considered "active")